whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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