Hey man sorry I got all grabby
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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