First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm sobbing to NWA
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
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