I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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