Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
His hands were made for my vagina.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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