we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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