Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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