Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
