i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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