No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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