Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
Randomize
