She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
