Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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