nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
So many bounce houses so little time
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
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