we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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