marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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