My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
apparently the secret to your success is patron
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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