Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
Randomize
