Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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