So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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