so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Less talking, more tequila
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I think your dad took our porno
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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