I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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