chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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