thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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