That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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