i think i have two assholes
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Randomize
