The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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