i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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