Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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