YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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