So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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