I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I love having hate sex.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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