Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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