Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
i now understand why vodka
You're breaking my sexual little heart
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
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