Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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