But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
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