Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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