i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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