I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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