Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
Shame is for Republicans.
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