Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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