Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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