So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
are you so shy because you have an std?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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