i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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