Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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