We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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