whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
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