so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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