Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
And despite my lack of successful relationships I'm a fucking guru
That's like claiming you're a good coach but going 2-12 last season
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