Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
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Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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