whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I've blown a few things in my day
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
We got so high we made milksteak
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
