Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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